But really in all honesty it’s been getting to me 
Like I understand eating healthy and maintaining fitness because it makes you feel better overall but what’s with cosmetic affinity?　

if you’re not Queen Elizabeth II what in the world is wrong with you　

vvulf:

The creepy PetsHotel employee who looks like 47-year-old rob should not be allowed to look at me
ever 

i think mike buttdialed me but there’s some crazy voodoo shit taking place in the backround

Welp there’s only one car in the petsmart parking lot how much do y’all bet i won’t even be let in i wonder why they schedule me at 3 on sundays anyway? Also the fluids in patrick’s guttyworks are making strange sounds goodmorning